Monday, 19 January 2015

Humorous Quotes


Quotes which are funny, ironical, quirky, some of which are also profoundly true.

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. - Katharine Hepburn 

Sometimes you got to play the role of a fool to fool the fool who thinks they are fooling you. - Unknown

Sometimes you have to burn the bridges to keep the crazies from following you. - Unknown

Stubbornness does have its helpful features. You always know what you are going to be thinking tomorrow. - Glen Beaman

Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me... I quit." -  Bill Maher

Superstition is foolish, childish, primitive and irrational – but how much does it cost you to knock on wood? - Unknown

Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn’t be any fun living in it. - Josh Billings

Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn’t have in your home. - David Frost

Television has brought murder back into the home – where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Television is a device that permits people who haven’t anything to do to watch people who can’t do anything. - Fred Allen

Television is a vehicle that permits people who haven’t anything to do to watch people who can’t do anything. - Fred Allen

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man. - Helen Rowland

That indolent but agreeable condition of doing nothing. - Pliny The Younger

That miscellaneous collection of a few wise and many foolish individuals, called the public. - John Stuart Mil

The advantage of modern means of communication is they enable you to worry about things in all of the world. - Unknown

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