Humorous Quotes

Quotes which are funny, ironical, quirky, some of which are also profoundly true.

Some folk want their luck buttered. - Thomas Hardy

Some folks are wise, and some are otherwise. - Tobias Smollett

Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable. - Kin Hubbard

Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away. - Thomas Fuller

Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once. - Unknown

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Some people aren’t just missing a screw. They’re missing the whole tool box. - Unknown

Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week. - William Dean Howells

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don’t have time for all that. - George Carlin

Some people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too big. - George Carlin

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them. - Laurence Peter

Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh. - Helen Rowland

Something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read. - Mark Twain on the definition of a classic