Outside a Muffler Shop:
No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.
In a London department store:
Bargain basement upstairs.
In the window of a dry cleaner's:
Same day dry cleaning – all garments ready in 48 hours.
Outside a furniture shop:
Our motto: We promise you the lowest prices and workmanship.
In a dental office:
Be true to your teeth or they will be false to you.
Spotted in a safari park:
Elephant please stay in your car.
Sign in a picture shop:
Let us put you in the picture and frame you.
Notice in restaurant:
Our cutlery is not medicine so please do not take it after meals.
Message on a leaflet:
If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.
Sign on a newly painted bench:
Wet paint – watch it or wear it.
Sign in London pizza parlour:
Open 24 hours – except 2 am. – 8 am.
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