Puns

What is a Pun?
A Pun is a joke or type of wordplay in which similar senses or sounds of two words or phrases, or different senses of the same word, are deliberately confused.

A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence. - Unknown

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. - Unknown

A will is a dead giveaway. - Unknown

Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy. - Unknown

Constipated People Don't Give a crap. - Unknown

Deafness is getting to be quite a problem for me lately. I never thought I'd hear myself say that. - Unknown

Does the little mermaid wear an algebra? - Unknown

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication. - Unknown

Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils? - Unknown

Don’t join dangerous cults: practice safe sects. - Unknown

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. - Unknown

Generally speaking, you aren’t learning much when your lips are moving. - Unknown

He dropped a computer on his toes and had megahertz. - Unknown

He had a photographic memory which was never developed. - Unknown

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. - Unknown

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