Humorous Wit

Life can be stressful. Especially during these difficult times. We constantly have to deal with our problems, frustrations, irritations and our fears of what tomorrow might bring, what the future holds for us. That is why we have to, once in a while put aside our worries, and have a laugh – at ourselves, at our troubles, and at Life. Laugh and be happy, come what may!

Below are some humorous quips / witty comments. They are funny but at the same time, there is a lot of truth in some of these quips.

I hope they bring on a chuckle, or put a smile on your face.

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. - Unknown 

If someone says, “You’re gonna regret that in the morning,” I sleep in ‘til noon. Problem solved. - Unknown 

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings. - Robert Benchley

If we find ourselves with a desire that nothing in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that we were made for another world. - C.S. Lewis

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough. - Larry David 

He was not merely a chip off the old block, but the old block itself. - Edmund Burke

The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol. - Mignon McLaughlin

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Unknown

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

I would give up drinking, but I am not a quitter. - Unknown

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. - Unknown

There are two perfectly good men, one dead and the other unborn. - Chinese Proverb

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