Employee Evaluation Report

Sarcasm is a sharp, bitter, cutting expression or remark; a bitter gibe or taunt. Some are downright insulting, while some are rude, and at the same time, humorous. Sometimes, people are momentarily stunned by a sarcastic remark. They are not sure whether whoever said it was being funny, or whether they are being rude. They do not know whether to laugh, or to feel offended.

Have a look at the following Employee Evaluation Report.

- A photographic memory but with no film.
- A prime candidate for natural de-selection.
- A room temperature IQ.
- Got a full six-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it together.
- Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard was not watching.
- He is the kind of man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
- He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
- His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.
- I would not allow this employee to breed.
- If he were any more stupid, he would have to be watered twice a week.
- One-celled organisms outscore him in IQ tests.
- Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
- Takes him an hour and a half to watch Sixty Minutes.
- This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more definitely a will-not-be.
- This employee should go far and the sooner he starts, the better.
- This employee has delusions of adequacy.
- When he opens his mouth, it seems it is only to change whichever foot was previously there.
- Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.

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