That's Life

If there is one thing that the world needs more than anything else, it is laughter. The world will definitely be a better place if the atmosphere is ringing with laughter. Laughter does not mean that there is no sorrow, it means that despite the sorrow, people are able to rise above them. Worry will not do you any good. So you might as well have a good laugh from time to time. And it doesn’t matter if you revel in the coarsest puns or the raunchiest jokes. The burden of life is lightened when we laugh.

Enjoy today’s selection of humour. They are funny, but at the same time, there is truth in them. I hope they bring on a chuckle, or put a smile on your face.

Have a great weekend!

How can you tell when someone eats right, drinks protein shakes, and goes to the gym every day? Don’t worry… they’ll tell you. Oh they’ll fxxking tell you. - Unknown

The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be. - Douglas Adams

When things go well, you should be suspicious. When things go exceptionally well, start sniffing for the dog crap on the bottom of your shoe. - Rob Thurman

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late. - Charles Caleb Colton

She looked like the kind of woman I could fall in love with. Trouble is, she was standing next to the kind of woman I’d like to make love to. - Jarod Kintz

The longer you go by yourself the weirder you get, and the weirder you get the longer you go by yourself. - Jim Shepard

The most loving parents and relatives commit murder with smiles on their faces. They force us to destroy the person we really are: a subtle kind of murder. - Jim Morrison

The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there’s no law against whacking them around a bit. - Eric Porterfield

Some mornings I just feel like breaking the damn alarm but then one thing always stops me. I paid hundreds of dollars to buy my phone. - Job Might

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. - Erma Bombeck

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go, it’s pretty damn good. - Woody Allen

The hunter never hates his quarry; it's a thing which he wants to get, to reduce into possession, so how could he hate it? - K. J. Parker

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