Weekend Humour

Cultivate and develop your sense of humour. Humour helps you to see the lighter side of things, in life. It helps you to keep light-hearted and not to take things too seriously. It helps you to enjoy life even when you do not have everything you want, or when things do not happen the way you expected them to. In fact, it is when things do not go your way that you need your humour most.

Having a sense of humour might not solve your problems, but it will help to take the edge off your difficult moments. When you can find the humour in how things turned out, you will be able to live with it.

Whatever humour works for you, it is great. The important thing is to have a sense of humour. And not to lose your sense of humour no matter how tough life gets. Enjoy this week’s selection of humorous quips and quirks! Have a great weekend!

I came from a real tough neighbourhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody’s fingers. - Rodney Dangerfield

The little boy who goes to the store and forgets what his mother sent him for, will probably grow up to be a congressman. - Evan Esar

There is no cure for baldness; the bald-headed barber is the proof. - American Proverb

Marriage is not a word, it’s a sentence – a life sentence. - David Minkoff

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

The problem with a life spent reading is you know too much. - Josh Lanyon

There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won’t, and that’s a wife who can’t cook and will. - Robert Frost

The secret of eternal youth is arrested development. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction. - Ken Alstad

They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried – but they wanted cash. - Unknown

Don't use your bedroom for work, unless you're a prostitute. - David Letterman

I don’t need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off! - Unknown

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed. - Albert Einstein

There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it. - Mindy Kaling

Get a good dog. We have not picked up food in the kitchen in 15 years. - Paul Reiser

The newspapers of utopia ... would be terribly dull. - Arthur C. Clarke

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