Take a look at today’s selection of Humour. Remember the ones you like best, and go spread some laughter around. No one will ever has enough laughter, or complain that they have laughed too much.
May your week ahead be filled with joy and laughter.
Research has shown that laughing for 2 minutes is just as healthy as a 20-minute jog. So, now I’m sitting in the park laughing at all the joggers. - Unknown
If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people. - Jarod Kintz
It took man thousands of years to put words down on paper, and his lawyers still wish he wouldn’t. - Mignon Mclaughlin
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau
Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates
Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once. - Unknown
If you could read my mind you’d back away slowly then run for your life. - Unknown
Whatever is not nailed down is mine. What I can pry loose is not nailed down. - Collis P. Huntingdon
It’s silly for a woman to go to a male gynaecologist. It’s like going to an auto mechanic who never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
Perseverance is a great element of success. If you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadworth Longfellow
Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You’ll realize this as soon as they’re born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you. - Ray Romano
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