I
took a cab the other day and the driver said to me, “I love my job, I own this
car. I’ve got my own business, I’m my own boss, and NO ONE tells me what to do
...”
I
said, “Turn left here.”
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At the cocktail party, one woman said to
another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?”
The other replied, “Yes, I am, I married the
wrong man.”
A man who was fond of wine was offered some
grapes at dessert after dinner. "Much obliged," said he, pushing the
plate aside, "I am not accustomed to take my wine in pills." - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
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