Wacky Humour

Life would be dull, and gloomy if people did not have a sense of humour, if there were no laughter. It is through humour, and laughter, that we soften some of life’s demand on us. And once we can find laughter, no matter how painful the situation might be, we can survive it. Cultivate, and develop your sense of humour because it is when things are not going well that we need our humour most.

Have a great weekend. May it be filled with laughter.

Always keep several ‘Get Well’ cards on the mantelpiece. That way, if unexpected guests arrive, they’ll think you've been sick and unable to clean. - Aunty Acid

One doesn’t generally look into mirrors when one is especially angry; one has better things to do, like pace the floor or throw things. - Robin McKinley

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam. I looked into the soul of the boy next to me. - Woody Allen

Women love when you kiss their neck … just not when they’re driving and when you’re in the backseat. And they don’t know you. - Unknown

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; A woman loses hers after four kisses. - H. L. Mencken

I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek and then they'd boo. - Phyllis Diller

A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in. - Mae West

I retired early for health reasons – my company was sick of me and I was sick of them. - Unknown

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas'. - Claude Pepper

Once in a while our school has half days, and the teachers spend the afternoon ‘in service,’ which I think must be a group therapy for having to deal with us. - Neal Shusterman

At Christmas, many of us sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of our socks. - Unknown

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say, “I want to see the manager.” - William S. Burroughs