Sometimes, people are momentarily stunned by a sarcastic remark. They are not sure whether whoever said it was being funny, or whether they are being rude. They do not know whether to laugh, or to feel offended.
Call them sarcasm, glorious insults or whatever you can come up with, this selection of bitter, or cutting expressions, or remarks will surely bring on a chuckle, or a smile at least. Enjoy!
I can’t criticize what I don’t understand. If you want to call this art, you’ve got the benefit of all my doubts. - Charles Rosin
You can get the monkey off your back, but the circus never leaves town. - Anne Lamont
They love their hair because they’re not smart enough to love something more interesting. - John Green
A man who could make so vile a pun, would not scruple to pick a pocket. - John Dennis
He is a self-made man and worships his creator. - Irvin S Cobb
With just enough of learning to misquote. - Lord Byron
I regard you with an indifference closely bordering on aversion. - Robert Luis Stevenson
A man of such obvious and exemplary charm must be a liar. - Anita Brookner
I will try being nicer if you try being smarter. - Unknown
Dumb as a drum with a hole in it, sir. - Charles Dickens
I never forget a face but in your case, I’ll make an exception. - Groucho Marx
Keep talking, someday you will say something intelligent! - Unknown
I know you are not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be! - Unknown
Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent! - Unknown
I’m not mean, I just give people a good reason to hate me. - Haresh Daswani
My level of sarcasm has gotten to the point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not. - Unknown
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