Take a look at today’s quotes. They are witty and humorous quotes which have a lot of truth in them at the same time. Remember the ones you like best, and go impress your friends with your wit, humour and wisdom.
You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney
I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it. - Raymond Chandler
The best measure of a man’s honesty isn’t his income tax return. - Arthur C. Clarke
No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde
As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don’t. - Carrie Fisher
To think is easy. To act is hard. But the hardest thing in the world is to act in accordance with your thinking. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain
Don’t give cherries to pigs or advice to fools. - Unknown
How happy is it for us, that the admiration of others should depend so much more on their ignorance than our perfection! - Fulke Greville
It is much easier to burn men than to burn their opinions. - Charles Dickens
I am certain there is too much certainty in the world. - Michael Crichton
When in charge, ponder; when in trouble, delegate; when in doubt, mumble. - James H. Boren
You may not be able to read a doctor’s handwriting and prescription, but you’ll notice his bills are neatly typewritten. - Earl Wilson
I am not ashamed to confess that I am ignorant of what I do not know. - Marcus Tullius Cicero
Don’t marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Proverb
It's funny, don't you think, how time seems to do a lot of things? It flies, it tells, and worst of all, it runs out. - Markus Zusak
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