Whatever humour works for you, it is great. The important thing is to have a sense of humour. And not to lose your sense of humour no matter how tough life gets.
Enjoy this week’s selection of humour! Have a great week!
I have learned two very important lessons in my life. I don’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down. - Unknown
Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Charles M. Schulz
All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it. - H. L. Mencken
Trying to be happy accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body. - George Carlin
I think crime pays. The hours are good, you meet a lot of interesting people, you travel a lot. - Woody Allen
Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood
For misdirected love, the attainment of its object is, indeed, the best cure; but it cures as the guillotine cures headache. - Ivan Panin
Journalist say a thing that they know isn’t true, in the hope that if they keep on saying it long enough it will be true. - Arnold Bennett
Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest. - Helen Rowland
I was depressed... I was suicidal. As a matter of fact, I would have killed myself but I was in analysis with a strict Freudian and if you kill yourself they make you pay for the sessions you miss. - Woody Allen
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man – there’s your diamond in the rough. - Larry David
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