Enjoy today’s selection of humour. They are funny, but at the same time, there is some truth in them. May your week ahead be filled with laughter.
This morning my son said his ear hurt, and I said. “On the inside or outside”. So, he walks out the front door, comes back in and says both. Moments like this got me wondering if I am saving too much for his college. - UnknownI just found out the neghbourhood had a meeting about the crazy person on the block. It’s weird that they didn’t invite me. - Unknown
A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done. - Fred Allen
If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me. - Bobcat Goldthwait
Some people are like wheelbarrows; useful only when pushed, and very easily upset. - Vance Havner
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek
If you want breakfast in bed, you have to consider sleeping in the kitchen. - Unknown
I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. - Groucho Marx
It can’t be a good sign when your fortune cookie starts out with “Are you sitting down?” - Tom Wilson
Saying what we think gives a wider range of conversation than saying what we know. - Cullen Hightower
Whether a man winds up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. - Unknown
If we find ourselves with a desire that nothing in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that we were made for another world. - C.S. Lewis
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