“Some paraprosdokians not only change the meaning of an early phrase, but also play on the double meaning of a particular word, creating a syllepsis.” - Wikipedia
It’s always darkest before dawn. So, if you’re going to steal your neighbour’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it. - Unknown
I may not agree with you, but I will defend to the death your right to make an ass of yourself. - Oscar Wilde
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Jones
It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly. - Oscar Wilde
Every day I hear stupid people say things that are not stupid. - Michel de Montaigne
I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me four days, but whatever. - Unknown
Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry – and the world laughs harder. - Evan Esar
Many people will laugh at the drop of a hat, especially if the man is still in it. - Evan Esar
It takes a wonderful brain and exquisite senses to produce a few stupid ideas. - George Santayana
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx
When my wife gets a little upset, sometimes a simple “calm down’ in a soothing voice is all it takes to get her a lot upset. - Unknown
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