Whatever humour works for you, it is great. The important thing is to have a sense of humour. And not to lose your sense of humour no matter how tough life gets.
Enjoy this week’s selection of humour! May you days be filled with laughter!
Remember: When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants so it’s illegal to dig it up. - Unknown
The path of inner peace begins with four words – ‘Not my fxxking problem.’ - Unknown
If you think money can’t buy happiness, transfer it to my account. - Unknown
I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in one day and the box said 2 to 4 years. - Unknown
We used to have village idiots, but with the internet, they’ve gone global. - Auntie Acid
A foolsih man complains about his torn pocket. A wise man uses it to sractch his bxlls. - Unknown
Failure is regarded in Hollywood as practically a contagious disease; people will literally cross the road to avoid someone who is tainted with it. - Barry Norman
I’ll do whatever it takes to win games, whether it’s sitting on a bench waving a towel, handing a cup of water to a teammate, or hitting the game-winning shot. - Kobe Bryant
He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled because he thought I meant she was beautiful, and I smiled because I meant she looked like a corpse. - Jarod Kintz
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