It’s the day after Christmas. I hope everyone had a great merry-making time, despite the restrictions. Understand that these are difficult and trying times. We have to make the best we can.
For a start, we can be thankful that we were not infected with the virus, and we are still here. However, the fight is not over yet. Hopefully, it will be before too long. Meanwhile, keep up the vigilance. Stay safe!
No doubt, some time in the future, we will all look back on year 2020 and have a laugh.
Here are some humorous quips and quirks to help bring on a smile, or better still, a chuckle during this festive season. Remember the ones you like, and help to spread some laughter about. People who spread joy and laughter are usually very well-liked.
Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka. - Jim Butcher
Be the reason someone smiles today. Or the reason they drink. Whatever works. - Unknown
In its purest form, dating is auditioning for mating (and auditioning means we may or may not get the part). - Joy Browne
The truth may not set you free, but used carefully, it can confuse the hell out of your enemies. - Laurel K. Hamilton
If the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann
I’ve never had a problem with drugs. I’ve had problems with the police. - Keith Richards
Tattoos transform us from raw animals into cooked cultural beings. - Claude Levi-Strauss
In politics stupidity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his check book open. - Groucho Marx
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. - Saki
The best thing about trying to name a baby is realizing how many people you hate. - Brian Gaar
In my dream, I was drowning my sorrows, but my sorrows they’d learned to swim. - U2
No woman marries for money: they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him. - Cesare Pavese
I’m not anti-social. I’m just not social. - Woody Allen
The difference between machines and human beings is that human beings can be reproduced by unskilled labour. - Arthur C. Clarke
We all want to be the best at something. Trouble is, some people are only the best at being second best. - Jarod Kintz
I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they’re trying to figure out who the hell you were. - Unknown
The future will soon be a thing of the past. - George Carlin
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