Meanwhile, here’s some humour to help bring a chuckle or a smile to your face. I hope you enjoy this week’s selection of sarcastic remarks. Take a note of the ones you like. You might have some use for them later on.
Have a great weekend!
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey
His enemies might have said before that he talked rather too much; but now he has occasional flashes of silence, that make his conversation perfectly delightful. - Sydney Smith
I see no point in arguing with you. You do a fine job of proving your complete ignorance on your own. - Unknown
Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from him before he cuts himself. - Peter Da Silva
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill
My silence doesn’t mean I agree with your statement … it’s just that the level of your ignorance has rendered me speechless. - Unknown
I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure. - Clarence Darrow
The trouble ain’t that there are too many fools, but that the lightning ain’t distributed right. - Mark Twain
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. - Mae West
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it. - Groucho Marx
He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more. - P. G. Wodehouse
I’ll always cherish the original misconception I had of you. - Unknown
He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody. - Joseph Heller
I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence. - George Bernard Shaw
Looking at yourself in a mirror isn’t exactly a study of life. - Lauren Bacall
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. - Unknown
Mom always tell me if I can’t say anything nice, then don’t say anything at all. And some people wonder why I’m so quiet around them. - Unknown
I would explain it to you, but your brain would explode. - Unknown
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