Of Quips and Quirks

In these uncertain times, there is nothing more appreciated than some humour. Laughter might not solve our problems, but it provides a few minutes of relaxation, and distraction from all the negative news that are going around. It is also said that a sense of humour can give our immunity system a boost, which is what we all need at times as such – in the midst of a pandemic. So, laugh whenever you can. It is cheap medicine.

There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbours will say. - Cyril Connolly

Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious. - William Feather

Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity. - George Bernard Shaw

Only fools think they're wise; the rest of us just muddle through as we can. - Charles de Lint

They keep saying the right person will come along. I think mine was hit by a truck. - Unknown

There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. - Oscar Wilde

Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up. - Frank Zappa

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. - Rita Rudner

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labour. - John Ciardi

There is the view that poetry should improve your life. I think people confuse it with the Salvation Army. - John Ashbery

Jumping for joy is good exercise. - Unknown

If you can’t pronounce it, don’t eat it. - Unknown

Familiarity breeds contempt – and children. - Mark Twain

You can tell some fellows aren’t afraid of work by the way they fight it. - Unknown

I like my relationships like I like my eggs. Over easy. - Jarod Kintz

My husband says I feed him like he’s a god: every meal is a burnt offering. - Rhonda Hansome

Have a great weekend!

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