Monday, 27 March 2023

Wacky Humour

In these uncertain times, there is nothing more appreciated than some humour. Laughter might not solve our problems, but it provides a few minutes of relaxation, and distraction from all the negative news that is going around.

It is also said that a sense of humour can give our immunity system a boost. So, laugh whenever you can. It is cheap medicine.

May your days be filled with laughter.

One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. - Fred Allen

I took a speed reading course and read ‘War and Peace’ in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

The trouble with nude dancing is that not everything stops when the music stops. - Robert Helpman

It is amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper. - Jerry Seinfeld

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man. - Helen Rowland

People who don’t like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn’t have such funny beliefs. - Unknown

It is by universal misunderstanding that all agree. For if, by ill luck, people understood each other, they would never agree. - Charles Baudelaire

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. - William A. Arnett

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. - Chauncey Mitchell Depew

Murder, like talent, seems occasionally to run in families. - G. H. Lewes

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

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