Wacky Humour

Laughter is the best medicine. It is also cheap medicine. So, laugh – as heartily, as often as you can.

If you can’t find something to laugh about, have a look at the following. You might want to remember the ones you like and share them with your friends. We all like to be around people with a good sense of humour, and someone who can make us laugh. Be that someone to brighten up someone’s day, or make people laugh.

Writing a novel is like making love, but it’s also like having a tooth pulled. Pleasure and pain. Sometimes it’s like making love while having a tooth pulled. - Dean Koontz

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen

Why it is that of all the billions and billions of strange objects in the Cosmos-novas, quasars, pulsars, black holes – you are beyond doubt the strangest? - Walker Percy

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed. - Unknown

Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may whet my mind and say something clever. - Aristophanes

If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them! - Unknown

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable. - George Ade

The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

If I ever go missing, I want my picture on a wine bottle instead of a milk carton, this way my friends will know I am missing. - Unknown

Ninety-eight percent of American homes have TV sets, which means the people in the other 2% have to generate their own sex and violence. - Franklin P. Jones

What’s all this fuss about fathers being present at the birth of their children? The way events are shaping, they’ll be lucky to be present at the conception. - George H. Davies

In show biz you are where you live. Real estate is the key to who has been signed, dumped, divorced, defrocked, deflowered, disbarred, arrested, disgraced, married and multiplied. - Pamela Lansden

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