Monday 4 September 2017

Humorous Quotes

Books can also provoke emotions. And emotions sometimes are even more troublesome than ideas. Emotions have led people to do all sorts of things they later regret – like, oh, throwing a book at someone else. - Pseudonymous Bosch

According to a new survey, people who get divorced die early. People who stay married live longer. The difference is they just wish they were dead. - David Letterman

You don’t need to be on the same wavelength to succeed in marriage. You just need to be able to ride each other’s waves. - Toni Sciarra Poynter

They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it. - Norman MacDonald

If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it. - Scott Adams

I’m not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. - Unknown

I know enough to know that no woman should ever marry a man who hated his mother. - Martha Gellhorn

The secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Ignorance can be educated. Crazy can be medicated. But there is no cure for stupid. - Unknown

Get a good dog. We have not picked up food in the kitchen in 15 years. - Paul Reiser

Clothes may disguise a fool, but his voice will give him away. - Unknown

Everything comes to him who waits – if he waits till it comes. - Evan Esar

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