Humorous Quotes

Violence stinks no matter which side of it you're on. But now and then there's nothing left to do but hit the other person over the head with a frying pan. - Tom Robbins

Girls do not dress for boys. They dress for themselves and, of course, each other. If girls dressed for boys they’d just walk around naked at all times. - Betsey Johnson

Curious that we spend more time congratulating people who have succeeded than encouraging people who have not. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

Twenty-one is the age of responsibility. Give it a few months and you will be wondering why you are in such a hurry to get here. - Unknown

Golf ... combines two favourite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick. - P. J. O’Rourke

During a test, people look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information. - Unknown

I hate flowers – I paint them because they’re cheaper than models and they don’t move. - Georgia O’Keeffe

If you surround yourself with clowns don’t be surprised if your life becomes a circus. - Unknown

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

In order to change we must be sick and tired of being sick and tired. - Unknown

Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Unknown

Nothing is as obnoxious as other people's luck. - F. Scott Fitzgerald

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