Sarcasm

In these uncertain times, there is nothing more appreciated than some humour. Laughter might not solve everything, but it provides a few minutes of relaxation, and distraction from all the negative news that are going around. It is also said that a sense of humour can give our immunity system a boost, which is what we all need at times as such - a virus spreading like wildfire. So, laugh whenever you can. It is cheap medicine. 

Call them sarcasms, glorious insults or whatever you can come up with, this selection of sharp, bitter cutting expression will surely bring on a chuckle, or a smile at least. Enjoy! 

His ignorance covered the whole earth like a blanket, and there was hardly a hole in it anywhere. - Mark Twain

Allow me to congratulate you, sir. You have the most totally closed mind that I’ve ever encountered. - Doctor Who

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw

It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope. - Arthur Baer

He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know. - Unknown

I dote on his very absence. - William Shakespeare

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental! - Unknown

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker

He was like the cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow. - George Eliot

Bad planning on your part does not necessarily constitute an automatic emergency on my part. - Unknown

I never liked you, and I always will. - Samuel Goldwyn 

Do not think, it may sprain your brain! - Unknown

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