Saturday, 31 July 2021

Witty Humour

Quotes need not be all serious, and teaching life lessons. In fact, aphorisms often come with a pinch of humour, which makes them more appealing to the masses.

There are also many witty and humorous quotes which have quite a bit of truth in them.

Take a look at today’s selection. Remember the ones you like best, and go impress your friends with your wit and humour.

Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today. - Herman Wouk

We can’t all be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. - Will Rogers

His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets. - Dorothy Parker

Middle-age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. - Ogden Nash

Marriage is not just spiritual communion; it is also remembering to take out the trash. - Joyce Brothers

Follow your heart, but take your brain with you. - Unknown

Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can’t answer. - Charles M. Schultz

Honesty is a very expensive gift. Do not expect it from cheap people. - Warren Buffet

We didn’t actually overspend our budget. The allocation simply fell short of our expenditure. - Keith Davis

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. - Erma Bombeck

Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

If you want to go east, don’t go west. - Sri Ramakrishna

Money speaks sense in a language all people understand. - Aphra Behn

Everyone is kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven. - Unknown

The older generation thought nothing of getting up at five every morning and the younger generation doesn’t think much of it either. - John J. Welsh

Familiarity may not breed contempt, but your worthy thoughts and actions are assured a greater recognition by those of a less close association. - Validivar

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