There are also many witty and humorous quotes which have quite a bit of truth in them.
Take a look at today’s selection. Remember the ones you like best, and go impress your friends with your wit and humour.
Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today. - Herman Wouk
We can’t all be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. - Will Rogers
His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets. - Dorothy Parker
Middle-age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. - Ogden Nash
Marriage is not just spiritual communion; it is also remembering to take out the trash. - Joyce Brothers
Follow your heart, but take your brain with you. - Unknown
Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can’t answer. - Charles M. Schultz
Honesty is a very expensive gift. Do not expect it from cheap people. - Warren Buffet
We didn’t actually overspend our budget. The allocation simply fell short of our expenditure. - Keith Davis
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. - Erma Bombeck
Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland
If you want to go east, don’t go west. - Sri Ramakrishna
Money speaks sense in a language all people understand. - Aphra Behn
Everyone is kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven. - Unknown
The older generation thought nothing of getting up at five every morning and the younger generation doesn’t think much of it either. - John J. Welsh
Familiarity may not breed contempt, but your worthy thoughts and actions are assured a greater recognition by those of a less close association. - Validivar
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