If you are having one of those days where you are finding it hard to laugh, have a look at the following. Maybe that will bring on a chuckle, or a smile at least.
I think the key indicator for wealth is not good grades, work ethic, or IQ. I believe it’s relationships. Ask yourself two questions: How many people do I know, and how much ransom money could I get for each one? - Jarod KintzVegetarianism is harmless enough, though it is apt to fill a man with wind and self-righteousness. - Robert Hutchinson
If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edward W. Howe
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy. - Spike Milligan
Many a wedding takes place when a man can't afford to go steady with a girl any longer. - Evan Esar
True patriots we; for be it understood, we left our country for our country’s good. - George Barrington
Tomorrow is the busiest day of our life because we keep putting off doing everything until tomorrow. - Unknown
When you fall, I will be there to catch you – With love, the floor. - Unknown
If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name. - A. A. Milne
Curiosity, that’s what kills us. Not muggers or all that bullshit about the ozone layer. It’s our own hearts and minds. - Woody Allen
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. - Jack Handey
I make it a policy to try never to make a complete idiot of myself twice in the same way. After all, there’s always all kinds of new ways to make a complete idiot of myself. Why repeat the old ones? - Margot Dalton
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