Enjoy this selection of quips. They are funny but at the same time, there is a lot of truth in some of these quips. May your week ahead be filled with laughter.
Everybody is born with an equal chance to become just as unequal as he or she possibly can. - Unknown
Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn’t be done. - Earl Wilson
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before. - Mae West
I finally got my head together, and my body fell apart. - Unknown
My mind not only wanders; sometimes it leaves completely. - Unknown
If you can’t convince ’em, confuse ’em. - Harry Truman
He is the kind of man who picks his friends – to pieces. - Unknown
Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy. - Unknown
It is not a lie, it’s a terminological inexactitude. - Alexander Haig
Men are like a deck of cards. You’ll find the occasional king, but most are jacks. - Laura Swenson
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it’s right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young
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