Quips and Quirks

Life is too short to waste it worrying about things you have no control over. So, relax and have fun. Laugh as heartily as you can, as often as you can. A hearty laugh will overcome more difficulties and dissipate more dark clouds than any other one thing.

Enjoy this selection of quips. They are funny but at the same time, there is a lot of truth in some of these quips. May your week ahead be filled with laughter.

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it. - Cullen Hightower

Everybody is born with an equal chance to become just as unequal as he or she possibly can. - Unknown

Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn’t be done. - Earl Wilson

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before. - Mae West

I finally got my head together, and my body fell apart. - Unknown

My mind not only wanders; sometimes it leaves completely. - Unknown

If you can’t convince ’em, confuse ’em. - Harry Truman

He is the kind of man who picks his friends – to pieces. - Unknown

Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy. - Unknown

It is not a lie, it’s a terminological inexactitude. - Alexander Haig

Men are like a deck of cards. You’ll find the occasional king, but most are jacks. - Laura Swenson

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it’s right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

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