Monday 31 July 2023

Quips and Quirks

Life would be dull, and gloomy if people do not have a sense of humour. It is through humour, and laughter, that we soften some of life’s demand on us. And once we can find laughter, no matter how painful the situation might be, we can survive it.

Cultivate, and develop your sense of humour because it is when things are not going well that you need your humour the most.

You shouldn’t compare yourself to others – they are more screwed up than you think. - Unknown

If you are not part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate. - Unknown

Law of logical argument: Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about. - Unknown

When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don’t get to decide that you didn’t. - Louis C. K.

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it’s addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

I don’t remember anybody’s name. How do you think the “dahling” thing got started? - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Ever notice that people never say “It’s only a game” when they’re winning? - Ivern Ball

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off light for economical rather than romantic reasons. - Lillian Gordy Carter

The light at the end of the tunnel is just the light of an oncoming train. - Robert Lowell

It is no use to blame the looking glass if your face is awry. - Nikolai Gogol

When in doubt, punt! - John Heisman

I love to make lists. I also like to leave them on the kitchen counter and then guess what’s on the list while at the store. - Unknown

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