Paraprosdokians are an example, the punch line is dropped a second or two later, giving what was said an entirely different meaning, wherein lies the humour. You will notice a lot of these in comedy shows. Stand-Up comedians use them a lot to get the laughs too.
Enjoy this selection of paraprosdokians. They are funny, but at the same time, there is some truth in them. May your week ahead be filled with laughter.
If you like someone, set them free. If they come back, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again. - Unknown
I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead. - Alan Alexander
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. - Unknown
Pleasing everyone is impossible. Infuriating them is easier and far more amusing. - Unknown
Listen to your heart. Even though it’s on the left side, it’s always right. - Unknown
Alcohol is never the answer. But it can make you forget the question. - Unknown
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson
If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later to be found out. - Oscar Wilde
Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them... well, I have others. - Groucho Marx
I’ve been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it. - Steven Wright
Superstition is foolish, childish, primitive and irrational – but how much does it cost you to knock on wood? - Unknown
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