Humorous Aphorisms

Aphorisms need not be all serious, and teaching life lessons. There are many witty and humorous quotes which have quite a bit of truth in them at the same time. In fact, aphorisms often come with a pinch of humour, which makes them more appealing to the masses.

Take a look at today’s selection. Remember the ones you like best, and go impress your friends with your wit and humour.

Young men are apt to think themselves wise enough, as drunken men are apt to think themselves sober enough. - Lord Chesterfield

Sometimes you got to play the role of a fool to fool the fool who thinks they are fooling you. - Unknown

There’s nothing wrong with having nothing to say unless you insist on saying it. - Unknown

If age imparted wisdom, there wouldn’t be any old fools. - Claudia Young

A man may conquer with a sword, but he can be conquered with a kiss. - Pano George Karkanis

Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings. - Doug Larson

Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them. - Unknown

That indolent but agreeable condition of doing nothing. - Pliny the Younger

They have sown the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind. - Hosea

When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. - Thomas Jeffeson

A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author. - Gilbert Chesterton

Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good. - Samuel Johnson

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