The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided. - Casey Stengel
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice. - Bill Cosby
I only sing in the shower. I would join a choir, but I don’t think my bathtub can hold that many people. - Jarod Kintz
The enemy of my enemy is my enemy’s enemy. No more. No less. - Howard Taylor
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. - Louis Hector Berlioz
Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson
It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full, there is clearly room for more wine. - Unknown
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. - Unknown
No one should ever expect happiness from marriage. A few quiet moments, perhaps, if one is lucky...and an occasional day that doesn’t incite you to murder. - Unknown
I am sorry for those that disagree with me because I know that they are wrong. - Woodrow Wilson
The longer you go by yourself the weirder you get, and the weirder you get the longer you go by yourself. - Jim Shepard
I think sex is better than logic, but I can’t prove it. - Unknown
Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. - Red Skelton
Never choose your women or linen by candlelight. - French Proverb
The uglier a man’s legs are the better he plays golf. It’s almost a law. - H. G. Wells
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