Have a great weekend.
I had a date last night. I really enjoyed it. So, tonight, I am going to try a fig. - Unknown
I’m not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient and wise. Nope, I’m dyeing my hair tonight. - Jarod Kintz
Don't tear your hair out over a woman; it'll be harder to attract the next one if you're bald. - Evan Esar
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back home always. - Unknown
It takes a wonderful brain and exquisite senses to produce a few stupid ideas. - George Santayana
Sometimes I step outside and look up at the stars and think to myself … Damn, I love pissing outside. - Unknown
The greatest influence on a child begins with the birth of his parents. - Les Crane
No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut. - Channing Pollock
Older people shouldn’t eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do. - Johnny Carson
I’m so broke, I can’t even pay attention. - Unknown
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. - Unknown
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