Puns are such examples. A pun is a joke or type of wordplay in which similar senses or sounds of two words or phrases, or different senses of the same word, are deliberately confused.
Enjoy the following selection of puns. Have a great weekend!
Don’t tell secrets in the garden. The potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beanstalk. - Unknown
Police were called to a day care centre where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. - Unknown
Some members of Congress ought to have their mouths taped instead of their speeches. - Evan Esar
Time heals all wounds, but time also wounds all heels. - Unknown
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she’d dye. - Unknown
You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins. - Mae West
Don’t let people drive you crazy when you know it’s in walking distance. - Unknown
A prisoner's favourite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence. - Unknown
You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish. - Unknown
Women are women and can’t help themselves. - William John Locke
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A. - Unknown
When you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall. - Unknown
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