Saturday, 7 November 2020

All Puns Intended

Some humour are straight forward. You see them, or hear them and you burst out laughing. Some humour are more subtle. You need a second or two, to see the humour.

Puns are such examples. A pun is a joke or type of wordplay in which similar senses or sounds of two words or phrases, or different senses of the same word, are deliberately confused.

Enjoy the following selection of puns. Have a great weekend!

Don’t tell secrets in the garden. The potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beanstalk. - Unknown

Police were called to a day care centre where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. - Unknown

Some members of Congress ought to have their mouths taped instead of their speeches. - Evan Esar

Time heals all wounds, but time also wounds all heels. - Unknown

When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she’d dye. - Unknown

You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins. - Mae West

Don’t let people drive you crazy when you know it’s in walking distance. - Unknown

A prisoner's favourite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence. - Unknown

You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish. - Unknown

Women are women and can’t help themselves. - William John Locke

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A. - Unknown

When you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall. - Unknown

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