Monday 3 April 2023

Humorous Truisms

Humour has an intellectual, as well as emotional element. Since we are all different, we respond to different types of humour. Whatever humour works for you, it is great. The important thing is to have a sense of humour, and not to lose your sense of humour no matter how hard life gets.

We have to learn to take things easy. Laugh whenever you can. And where possible, help to spread some laughter wherever you go.

Enjoy today's selection of witty humour. They are funny, and at the same time, there is truth in them. I hope they bring on a chuckle, or put a smile on your face.

A banker is a man who will lend you the short sleeve shirt off his back and demand a long sleeve one in return. - Jarod Kintz

There are more self-marred people in the world than there are self-made. - Arnold Glasgow

No matter where the body is, the mind is free to go elsewhere. - W.H. Davies

There are few nudities as objectionable as the naked truth. - Agnes Repplier

What comes out of you when you are squeezed is what is inside of you. - Wayne Dyer

Life has a way of setting things in order and leaving them be. Very tidy, is life. - Jean Anouilh

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience. - Laurence Peter

An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame. - Unknown

When people tell you how young you look, they are also telling you how old you are. - Cary Grant

Everyone is hungry for praise and starving for honest appreciation! - David Brandt Berg

Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. - George Bernard Shaw

When suffering knocks at your door and you say there is no seat for him, he tells you not to worry because he has brought his own stool. - Chinua Achebe

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