We have to learn to take things easy. Laugh whenever you can. And where possible, help to spread some laughter wherever you go.
Enjoy today's selection of witty humour. They are funny, and at the same time, there is truth in them. I hope they bring on a chuckle, or put a smile on your face.
A banker is a man who will lend you the short sleeve shirt off his back and demand a long sleeve one in return. - Jarod KintzThere are more self-marred people in the world than there are self-made. - Arnold Glasgow
No matter where the body is, the mind is free to go elsewhere. - W.H. Davies
There are few nudities as objectionable as the naked truth. - Agnes Repplier
What comes out of you when you are squeezed is what is inside of you. - Wayne Dyer
Life has a way of setting things in order and leaving them be. Very tidy, is life. - Jean Anouilh
Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience. - Laurence Peter
An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame. - Unknown
When people tell you how young you look, they are also telling you how old you are. - Cary Grant
Everyone is hungry for praise and starving for honest appreciation! - David Brandt Berg
Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. - George Bernard Shaw
When suffering knocks at your door and you say there is no seat for him, he tells you not to worry because he has brought his own stool. - Chinua Achebe
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