If, for whatever reason, you find it difficult to laugh at the moment, maybe the following will help to bring on a chuckle or two, or put a smile on your face at least.
Every boy who has a dog should also have a mother, so the dog can be fed regularly. - Evan Esar
My brain has no heart. My heart has no brain. That’s why when I speak my mind, I seem heartless and when I do what’s in my heart I seem thoughtless. - Unknown
I think all toys should be invisible. Not only would they improve children's imaginations, but they'd also be really affordable. - Jarod Kintz
Only men who are not interested in women are interested in women’s clothes. Men who like women never notice what they wear. - Anatole France
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen
Karma means I can rest easy at night knowing all the people I treated badly had it coming. - Unknown
It is difficult to live in the present, ridiculous to live in the future and impossible to live in the past. - Jim Bishop
Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight; chances are you’re going to walk home barefoot. - Unknown
It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time. - Honore de Balzac
Journalism largely consists of saying ‘Lord Jones is Dead’ to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive. - Gilbert K. Chesterton
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity. - George Bernard Shaw
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