Monday 10 April 2023

Quips And Quirks

Cultivate and develop your sense of humour. Having a sense of humour might not solve your problems, but it will help to take the edge off your difficult moments.

Humour helps you to see the lighter side of things in life. It enables you to keep light-hearted and not to take things too seriously. It helps you to enjoy life even when you do not have everything you want, or when things do not happen the way you expected them to. In fact, it is when things do not go your way that you need your humour most.

I hope the following quips put a smile on your face, and help you cope with the week ahead. Though humorous, there are also great truths in some of them.

You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they’re going. - P.J. O’Rourke

Well, the trouble with being a good sport is that you have to lose to prove it. - Unknown

There are plenty of recommendations on how to get out of trouble cheaply and fast. Most of them come down to this: deny your responsibility. - Lyndon B. Johnson

We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavours and furniture polish is made from real lemons. - Alfred E. Newman

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. - Oscar Wilde

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. - Robert Heinlein

The harder you fall, the higher you bounce. - Horatius

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun. - Unknown

Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it’s not so hot. - Unknown

There are some days I practice positive thinking, and other days I’m not positive I am thinking. - John M. Eades

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions. - Joey Adams

I think the me who buys groceries and the me that actually has to cook the meals are two entirely different people. - Unknown

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