May your week ahead be filled with laughter.
The little boy who goes to the store and forgets what his mother sent him for, will probably grow up to be a congressman. - Evan EsarMoney, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort. - Malcom Forbes
One day, when push comes to shove, I’m going to learn this door needs pulled to be opened. - Unknown
When publicly censured, our first instinct is to make everybody a co-defendant. - Ambrose Bierce
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charlie Brown
My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me. - Benjamin Disraeli
When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West
The income tax has made more liars out of more people than golf has. - Will Rogers
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. - George Carlin
If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. - Mark Twain
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. - Terry Pratchett
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