Cheeky Humour

Laughter translates into any language and is contagious. Laugh and the whole world laugh with you. When people are laughing, the world will be a better place. And what the world needs now is laughter, lots of it.

Take a look at today’s selection of humour. Remember the ones you like and go make your friends laugh.

Dear Alcohol, we had a deal, you were going to make me funnier, sexier, more intelligent and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk. - Unknown

Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.. - Diana Jordan

It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by that time I was too famous. - Robert C. Benchley

If God consistently sent lightning bolts in response to bad doctrine, our planet would sparkle nightly like a Christmas tree. - Philip Yancey

There is nobody as irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have. - Don Herold

Someone dying asks if there is life after death. Yes, comes the answer, only not yours. - E. L Doctorow

It’s all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back. - Mick Jagger

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. - Charles Schulz

Children are the most desirable opponents at Scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat. - Fran Lebowitz

If it were not for the company of fools, a witty man would often be greatly at a loss. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Boredom is my worst enemy. It’s killed a lot of my friends, but it won’t get me. When I get bored, I go risk my life somewhere. - Larry Niven

I don’t think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups. - Rita Rudner

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