Whatever humour works for you, it is great. The important thing is to have a sense of humour. And not to lose your sense of humour no matter how tough life gets. Actually, it is when times are hard that you need your humour most.
Come what may, Life goes on. So, we might as well just relax, and take it easy – laugh and be happy. When we are happy and at peace, we are able to deal with the situations of the everyday life better.
Enjoy today's selection of humour. Have a great weekend!
The pride of man, of parents as well, makes us believe that anything we create we can control. Whether from clay or from metal, it is in the nature of us to make our own monsters. Our children are alloys, all; built from our own imperfect flesh. We animate them with magic … and never truly know what they will do. - Sarah Connor
It’s a street food vendor! Stop asking for the health score rating. - Regina Griffin
Men are always ready to die for us, but not to make our lives worth having. Cheap sentiment and bad logic. - Louisa May Alcott
Love is a very difficult – occupation. You got to work at it, man. It ain’t a thing every Tom, Dick and Harry has got a true aptitude for. - Tennessee Williams
Men aren’t really complicated ... They are very simple, literal creatures. They usually mean what they say. And we spend hours trying to analyze what they’ve said, when really it’s obvious. - E. L James
One of the strengths of Internet dating is that it’s anonymously impersonal, which helps take the sting out of rejection. If you’re interested in someone who notices your profile or you’re intrigued by a computer-generated match, let the e-mail begin. If you’re not interested, delete the e-mail with about the same level of remorse you’d feel from dumping jellyfish overboard. - Judsen Culbreth
Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. - H. L. Mencken
People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow. - Erma Bombeck
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one – particularly if he plays golf, which he usually does. - Bertrand Russell
Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams. If you’re wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn’t love you anymore. - Lady Gaga
One of the trickiest forms of bad advice is seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice. Take for example “Know your limitations”, and “Man's reach should exceed his grasp.” Which is it? It can’t be both, can it? No! But for years I have bounced between the frustration of having my reach exceed my grasp and the boredom of the certain knowledge of my limitations. Don’t make the same mistake. When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both. “Turn the other cheek”, cancels “An eye for an eye,” leaving us free to render justice in accordance to whatever cockamamie principles we happen to come up with that morning. - Al Franken
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But, then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer, to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love, to be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy, therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness – I hope you’re getting this down. - Woody Allen
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