Of Wit And Humour

Aphorisms and quotes that are witty and humorous have an advantage. They made us smile and are therefore more easily remembered.

Here are some humorous and witty quotes to help put a smile on your face. That happens when you are able to see the humour in what’s being said.

Remember the ones you like, and you can go make someone laugh too. Your friends will be impressed with your wit and humour.

The wine urges me on, the bewitching wine, which sets even a wise man to singing and to laughing gently and rouses him up to dance and brings forth words which were better unspoken. - Homer

A painting in a museum hears more ridiculous opinions than anything else in the world. - Edmond De Concourt

It’s all about money, not freedom. You think you’re free? Try going somewhere without money. - Bill Hicks

An egotist is a man who thinks that if he had not been born, people would have wondered why. - Dan Post

Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Diplomacy is to do and say the nastiest things in the nicest way. - Isaac Goldberg

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

He could not see a belt without hitting below it. - Margot Asquith

If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0. - Unknown

Don’t give other people a piece of your mind unless you can afford it. - Unknown

Gain a modest reputation for being unreliable and you will never be asked to do a thing. - Unknown

Having imagination, it takes you an hour to write a paragraph that, if you were unimaginative, would take you only a minute. Or you might not write the paragraph at all. - Franklin Pierce Adams

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