Of Wit And Humour

We all like a person who can make us laugh. So, take a look at today’s selection of witty humour. Remember the ones you like and go impress your friends with your wit and humour. You will be very popular.

Have a great week ahead and may your days be filled with laughter.

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don’t turn up at all. - Sam Ewing

A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he’s the only one who can save the ship. - Ivern Ball

They’ve promised that dreams can come true – but forgot to mention that nightmares are dreams, too. - Oscar Wilde

Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue. - Unknown

When a rich man is hurt, his wail goeth heavens high. - Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra

It is much easier to burn men than to burn their opinions. - Charles Dickens

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

Don’t itch for things you’re not willing to scratch for. - Unknown

It is ill-manners to silence a Fool, and Cruelty to let him go on. - George Savile

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue. - Dorothy Parker

The wrong sort of people are always in power because they would not be in power if they were not the wrong sort of people. - Jon Wynne-Tyson

As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense. - Jonathan Swift

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