“Some paraprosdokians not only change the meaning of an early phrase, but also play on the double meaning of a particular word, creating a syllepsis.” - Wikipedia
Enjoy today’s selection of Paraprosdokians. May your days be filled with laughter.
Strong people don’t put others down, they lift them up... And them slam them into the ground for maximum damage. - Unknown
It’s never too late to start getting fit and that is why I’m waiting until later. - Unknown
When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear. - Mark Twain
I finally got 8 hours of sleep. It took me four days, but whatever. - Unknown
If one door closes and another one opens, your house is haunted and you need to run. - Unknown
I don’t always go the extra mile, but when I do it’s because I missed my exit. - Unknown
Some people are so judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them. - Unknown
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire. - Unknown
To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential. - Unknown
Write what you know. That should leave you with a lot of free time. - Howard Nemerov
A man drove me to drink and I never got to thank him. - Unknown
I went to the paint store to get thinner. It didn’t work. - Vince the sign guy
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