Monday 8 July 2024

Humorous Quips

A new day, and a new week. Let us start the week with some humour.

Laughter cures a multitude of ills, and is so important for health that these days, doctors, and physicians prescribe a dose of laughter together with their medicine. Laughter is probably the best and cheapest medicine.

Be around people who make you laugh. May your days be filled with laughter.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. - P. J. O’Rourke

Getting fit is all about mind over matter. I don't mind, so it doesn't matter. - Adam Hargreaves

If people never did silly things nothing intelligent would ever get done. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

You can do your part to prevent kitchen fires by not letting me cook. - Unknown

Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect. - Benny Hill

Behind every man who’s a failure there’s a woman, too! - John Ruge

In politics, stupidity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I’m 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118 year old men do you know? - Barry Cryer

Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really. - Arthur Darvill

Sometimes, I wonder if all this is happening because I didn’t forward that email to 10 people. - Unknown

My friend, when a man has anything to tell in this world, the difficulty is not to make him tell it, but to prevent him from telling it too often. - George Bernard Shaw

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