Enjoy this selection of quips. They are funny but at the same time, there is a lot of truth in some of these quips. May your weekend be filled with laughter.
Alcohol does not solve problems, but then again, neither does milk. - Unknown
Never in the history of calming down has anyone ever calmed down by being told to calm down. - Unknown
A man’s got to do what a man’s got to do. A woman must do what he can’t. - Rhonda Hansome
One minute you are young and carefree, the next minute you know it’s going to rain because your knee hurts. - Unknown
If people were meant to pop out of bed, we’d all sleep in toasters. - Unknown
The uglier a man's legs are the better he plays golf. It's almost a law. - H. G. Wells
I’m the person your mother warned you about. - Unknown
A negative judgment gives you more satisfaction than praise, provided it smacks of jealousy. - Jean Baudrillard
I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller
I don’t have a welcome mat at my house because I’m not a liar. - Unknown
Marry someone who can cook. Looks go away, but hunger don’t. - Unknown
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake and not worry about the weight. - Unknown
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