Monday 18 March 2024

Of Quips and Quirks

A quip is a witty remark. You might want to keep a few of these in mind, and impress your friends with your wit and humour. Everyone likes a laugh, and everyone likes a person who can make them laugh.

Laughter translates into any language and is contagious. So, laugh often, and whenever you can. You will be doing the world a favour if you can make people laugh.

May your days be filled with laughter.

The ideal man doesn’t smoke, doesn’t drink, doesn’t do drugs, doesn’t swear, doesn’t get angry, doesn’t exist. - Unknown

If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter. - John Gotti

An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer. - Fred Allen

That’s the problem with being alive... You’ve got to keep thinking of what to do. - Glen Duncan

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S. Thompson

Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up. - Frank Zappa

The height of embarrassment is when two sets of eyes meet through a keyhole. - Unknown

A conference is just an admission that you want somebody to join you in your troubles. - Will Rogers

I don’t want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment. - Woody Allen

There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. - Oscar Wilde

Common sense is not a gift, it is a punishment. Because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it. - Unknown

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