The following quips are funny, and at the same time, there is truth in them. Maybe that is why they make us laugh – because we are able to see the humour, and relate to what’s being said. Sometimes, we find it funny because we are caught out, the quip took us by surprise.
I hope there will be at least a few in this collection that bring on a smile. Remember them and go make your friends laugh.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - Mark Twain
I am not young enough to know everything. - Oscar Wilde
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. - Unknown
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense. - Steve Landesberg
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you are on. - Unknown
My age does not bother me… it’s the side effects. - Unknown
I am easily satisfied with the very best. - Winston Churchill
Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Unknown
Good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere. - Helen Gurley Brown
Expect nothing, live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker
A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers. - Robert Quillen
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